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Master Crapper
@mastercrapper
FL, United StatesMember since July 2026

Team
Crappin' Ain't Easy

CPL Level
Dice Expert
Award Badges
Current Rank
#1
Dice Rating
285
Bank Rating
1,884
Total Rating
2,169
Last Qualifying Event
CPL Transatlantic Qualifier11/11/26
About
They say size doesn't matter... until you're stacking black chips. I like my dice hot, my bankroll deep, and my hands long. If you're looking for someone who knows how to handle a pair of dice, you've found him. I've spent years perfecting my crappin' technique. Some nights it lasts for hours... other nights it's over in one roll, but I'm always hoping for a long, satisfying finish. Proud Team Leader of Crappin' Ain't Easy.
Unofficial Scoring
Practice Scores · Not Official